The Christmas letter is done and it's not even Christmas! Call me Overachiever. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good life.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
I was met by Gimlet in the living room this morning. After getting down to her level I said “Good morning, you little pup.” She sniffed my breath and recoiled in horror. It had to be pretty bad to offend a dog.
Per chaos theory, if I was a social butterfly the affect of my dragon breath could eventually cause pandemonium in the Middle East. Don’t look at me, I said, “if.”
It's only a theory anyway. The certainty is that brushing the teeth in the morning is a good thing.
Per chaos theory, if I was a social butterfly the affect of my dragon breath could eventually cause pandemonium in the Middle East. Don’t look at me, I said, “if.”
It's only a theory anyway. The certainty is that brushing the teeth in the morning is a good thing.
Saturday, October 01, 2011
I need to get back in the habit of posting. I was asked to teach Sunday School tomorrow, so here's the plan.
Sunday School 10/2/2011
John 2:1-10
Examples of miracles?- Births. Answered prayer. Biblical examples.
Do miracles have a purpose?
How do we define miracles? Events which unmistakably involve an immediate and powerful action of God designed to reveal His character or purposes. Any event outside of natural law. After the miracle, nature goes back to normal.
What miracles did Jesus do? Their purpose? Glorify God.
Do we ever treat God like a genie who grants wishes? Do we try to bargain?
Read John 2:1-5
John 2:1 On the third day. This hints of the miracle to come with the resurrection.
Running out of wine would have been a social disgrace.
What purpose did this miracle serve? Showed we can take any problem to Christ. Showed life in Christ should be joyous, not desperate.
“Whatever He says, do it” There’s an instruction we should heed.
Read John 2:6-10
He used what was at hand. The servants did what they were told. Because of their obedience they participated in a miracle, and were blessed. Because they were good servants that filled the pots to the brims, the miracle was fulfilled to the greatest measure.
What should be our attitude in prayer petitions? Take everything to Christ, no matter how small it seems. And our attitude towards other’s problems? Help no matter how small the problem.
Is there symbolism in this miracle? No wine- spiritual emptiness, desperation, no joy, lifeless. Wine- joy, blessing
Few people knew of this miracle, why?
As surely as Jesus turned water into wine, he can change the ordinary into the extraordinary, like… fear into courage, loneliness-comfort, sorrow- joy,
Sinners -saints, death- life
Read John 2:11, 1:14, 18
11 “first sign” what was the sign for? the miracle pointed to Jesus as the Son of God
The miracles bring glory to God, what is glory? The Greek word John used, doxa, carried the Old Testament idea of God’s awe-inspiring presence and power exhibited so the evidence of it could be seen. Such a display would cause the honoring of Him. Jesus exhibited God’s presence and power.
What are some evidences of God’s glory in nature? Greatness, majesty, power, mountains, seas, all life, design of cells
How is the glory of God revealed in human life? Transformation of sinners, Christ
What has been your reaction when you’ve seen or sensed the power of God?
Sunday School 10/2/2011
John 2:1-10
Examples of miracles?- Births. Answered prayer. Biblical examples.
Do miracles have a purpose?
How do we define miracles? Events which unmistakably involve an immediate and powerful action of God designed to reveal His character or purposes. Any event outside of natural law. After the miracle, nature goes back to normal.
What miracles did Jesus do? Their purpose? Glorify God.
Do we ever treat God like a genie who grants wishes? Do we try to bargain?
Read John 2:1-5
John 2:1 On the third day. This hints of the miracle to come with the resurrection.
Running out of wine would have been a social disgrace.
What purpose did this miracle serve? Showed we can take any problem to Christ. Showed life in Christ should be joyous, not desperate.
“Whatever He says, do it” There’s an instruction we should heed.
Read John 2:6-10
He used what was at hand. The servants did what they were told. Because of their obedience they participated in a miracle, and were blessed. Because they were good servants that filled the pots to the brims, the miracle was fulfilled to the greatest measure.
What should be our attitude in prayer petitions? Take everything to Christ, no matter how small it seems. And our attitude towards other’s problems? Help no matter how small the problem.
Is there symbolism in this miracle? No wine- spiritual emptiness, desperation, no joy, lifeless. Wine- joy, blessing
Few people knew of this miracle, why?
As surely as Jesus turned water into wine, he can change the ordinary into the extraordinary, like… fear into courage, loneliness-comfort, sorrow- joy,
Sinners -saints, death- life
Read John 2:11, 1:14, 18
11 “first sign” what was the sign for? the miracle pointed to Jesus as the Son of God
The miracles bring glory to God, what is glory? The Greek word John used, doxa, carried the Old Testament idea of God’s awe-inspiring presence and power exhibited so the evidence of it could be seen. Such a display would cause the honoring of Him. Jesus exhibited God’s presence and power.
What are some evidences of God’s glory in nature? Greatness, majesty, power, mountains, seas, all life, design of cells
How is the glory of God revealed in human life? Transformation of sinners, Christ
What has been your reaction when you’ve seen or sensed the power of God?
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Don't hate me for this, but I'm going all apocalyptic today. The horror, the horror.
Back in 1970 a book, ’The Late Great Planet Earth’ was published. It caused quite a sensation. People anticipated the second coming of Christ based on Hal Lindsey’s claim that, as per Ezekiel 37, the generation to see the return of the Jews to Israel would see the return of Christ. He explained that a generation was 40 years, based on how long it took for everybody that came out of Egypt to die in the wilderness.
That never made sense to me. In Psalm 90:10 10 “The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.” So 70 years it is, unless it’s 80. However, 70 becomes more reasonable when it is considered that the Temple in Jerusalem was destroyed in 70 AD. Times and events earlier in the Bible are often examples of what’s to come.
So- Israel re-founded in 1948, plus 70 is 2018. Deduct 7 years for the Tribulation and you have the rapture in 2011. There is much disagreement in the Christian community regarding when the Rapture occurs. Some believe it comes before the Tribulation, some believe in the middle, others at the end.
Going back to the Old Testament for an example, the only global cataclysm was the Great Flood of Noah’s time told in Genesis. Noah and his family were sealed in the ark by the Lord and were safe from the flood. Based on that, it would be reasonable to assume the rapture will occur before the tribulation and we’ll be waiting patiently for it to end.
If that’s correct, who is the Anti-Christ? Barack Obama? Maybe. The following is information that was on a YouTube video that is no longer available that gave the original Hebrew words. If the links don’t work, the Strongs Numbers are the last part of the links.
Luke 10:18 And He said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning falling from the heavens.
Strong’s Hebrew Dictionary (SHD) No. 1299- baraq (baw-rak’) A primitive root: to lighten (lightning) –cast forth http://strongsnumbers.com/hebrew/1299.htm
SHD No. 1300 from baraq; by analogy; a gleam; concretely, a flashing sword—bright, glitter(-ing sword), lightning. http://strongsnumbers.com/hebrew/1300.htm
Isaiah 14:12-19 is regarding Satan, in verse 14 Satan says, “I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the Most High.”
SHD No.1116 bamah (bam-maw’) From an unused root (meaning to be high); an elevation—height, high place, wave. Also used to refer to the heavens
http://strongsnumbers.com/hebrew/1116.htm
In Hebrew the sixth letter is “waw” or “vau” it can be translated as “u” or “o.” The letter is primarily used as a conjunction to tie concepts together. To join the concepts of “lightning” and “from heaven” a “u” or “o” would be used. The result would be either “baraq u bam-maw” or “baraq o bam-maw.”
The name “Satan” is from Hebrew. (My own note here- we call him Satan, the Jews call him ha-Satan, meaning “the Adversary.”)
Going back to Luke 10:18, using the original Hebrew words Christ used, the verse would be- “And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as Baraq O Bam-maw.”
What are the odds that any President of the United States would have that name? It’s chilling.
Does that mean Barack Obama is THE Anti-Christ? As you can see, the case can be made. He certainly seems to be vain enough. However, in the Apostle’s time there were already some who were said to be anti-Christs.
There’s also the matter of the Anti-Christ proclaiming himself God in the temple. There isn’t a temple on the Holy Mount, there’s a mosque. Perhaps for this to happen a natural catastrophe, like an earthquake, will occur. However, the Israelis gave control of the Temple Mount to the Muslims. It’s unlikely that, even if the mosque is leveled, the Muslims would ever let the Jews rebuild their temple.
Here’s a possible solution. There are stories told of the Temple Priests burying fixtures before the Romans got there and destroyed the temple. The Muslims have been doing major excavations on the Mount.
https://www.bib-arch.org/online-exclusives/temple-mount-destruction-02.asp
Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Reo1zw-k_8g
It’s just a guess, but perhaps the Muslims unearth the Temple artifacts and put them in their mosque. If Obama goes to the Middle-East the Muslims could offer him a visit to the Dome on the Rock. No infidel is allowed in there. However, since Barack’s father was Muslim, by Muslim law Barack will always be a Muslim. He would be the first President to go inside. Surrounded by the gold fixtures of the Temple, he might be inspired by his own destiny. Or not. It’s all guesswork on my part.
If not the Anti-Christ, he could be the Anti-John the Baptist preparing the way. He may so weaken the United States economy and military that it is no longer a credible deterrent for him or his successor. The Russians and Chinese may see it as a rare opportunity to seize the middle east and deny us its oil.
Yes, it may all sound like so much gloom and doom, but we’ll be in heaven in joyous fellowship with Christ and singing praises to God. The misery is on earth, not in heaven.
So when would all of this happen? On Rosh HaShanna, the Feast of Trumpets. This year it starts at sunset on September 28 and continues for two days. Assuming it’s all done on Jerusalem time, and that’s eight hours ahead of Central Time, it could happen any time after about noon on the 28th. Short notice, my bad. I’ve been sitting on this since July 2008.
On the other hand, my wife believes that since it was 70 years from Christ’s birth to the loss of the Temple, we should start counting with the year that the Jews regained it. That was 1967. If she’s right, we have another 19 years to prepare.
Considering how the world is teetering on the edge of total economic collapse and descending into chaos, sooner may be the better bet. On the other hand, I’m not confident enough to live as though it’s all ending tomorrow. But I am going to live as though some day I’m going to see Jesus.
http://publicserf.blogspot.comWhine at me: publicserf@yahoo.com-
Back in 1970 a book, ’The Late Great Planet Earth’ was published. It caused quite a sensation. People anticipated the second coming of Christ based on Hal Lindsey’s claim that, as per Ezekiel 37, the generation to see the return of the Jews to Israel would see the return of Christ. He explained that a generation was 40 years, based on how long it took for everybody that came out of Egypt to die in the wilderness.
That never made sense to me. In Psalm 90:10 10 “The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.” So 70 years it is, unless it’s 80. However, 70 becomes more reasonable when it is considered that the Temple in Jerusalem was destroyed in 70 AD. Times and events earlier in the Bible are often examples of what’s to come.
So- Israel re-founded in 1948, plus 70 is 2018. Deduct 7 years for the Tribulation and you have the rapture in 2011. There is much disagreement in the Christian community regarding when the Rapture occurs. Some believe it comes before the Tribulation, some believe in the middle, others at the end.
Going back to the Old Testament for an example, the only global cataclysm was the Great Flood of Noah’s time told in Genesis. Noah and his family were sealed in the ark by the Lord and were safe from the flood. Based on that, it would be reasonable to assume the rapture will occur before the tribulation and we’ll be waiting patiently for it to end.
If that’s correct, who is the Anti-Christ? Barack Obama? Maybe. The following is information that was on a YouTube video that is no longer available that gave the original Hebrew words. If the links don’t work, the Strongs Numbers are the last part of the links.
Luke 10:18 And He said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning falling from the heavens.
Strong’s Hebrew Dictionary (SHD) No. 1299- baraq (baw-rak’) A primitive root: to lighten (lightning) –cast forth http://strongsnumbers.com/hebrew/1299.htm
SHD No. 1300 from baraq; by analogy; a gleam; concretely, a flashing sword—bright, glitter(-ing sword), lightning. http://strongsnumbers.com/hebrew/1300.htm
Isaiah 14:12-19 is regarding Satan, in verse 14 Satan says, “I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the Most High.”
SHD No.1116 bamah (bam-maw’) From an unused root (meaning to be high); an elevation—height, high place, wave. Also used to refer to the heavens
http://strongsnumbers.com/hebrew/1116.htm
In Hebrew the sixth letter is “waw” or “vau” it can be translated as “u” or “o.” The letter is primarily used as a conjunction to tie concepts together. To join the concepts of “lightning” and “from heaven” a “u” or “o” would be used. The result would be either “baraq u bam-maw” or “baraq o bam-maw.”
The name “Satan” is from Hebrew. (My own note here- we call him Satan, the Jews call him ha-Satan, meaning “the Adversary.”)
Going back to Luke 10:18, using the original Hebrew words Christ used, the verse would be- “And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as Baraq O Bam-maw.”
What are the odds that any President of the United States would have that name? It’s chilling.
Does that mean Barack Obama is THE Anti-Christ? As you can see, the case can be made. He certainly seems to be vain enough. However, in the Apostle’s time there were already some who were said to be anti-Christs.
There’s also the matter of the Anti-Christ proclaiming himself God in the temple. There isn’t a temple on the Holy Mount, there’s a mosque. Perhaps for this to happen a natural catastrophe, like an earthquake, will occur. However, the Israelis gave control of the Temple Mount to the Muslims. It’s unlikely that, even if the mosque is leveled, the Muslims would ever let the Jews rebuild their temple.
Here’s a possible solution. There are stories told of the Temple Priests burying fixtures before the Romans got there and destroyed the temple. The Muslims have been doing major excavations on the Mount.
https://www.bib-arch.org/online-exclusives/temple-mount-destruction-02.asp
Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Reo1zw-k_8g
It’s just a guess, but perhaps the Muslims unearth the Temple artifacts and put them in their mosque. If Obama goes to the Middle-East the Muslims could offer him a visit to the Dome on the Rock. No infidel is allowed in there. However, since Barack’s father was Muslim, by Muslim law Barack will always be a Muslim. He would be the first President to go inside. Surrounded by the gold fixtures of the Temple, he might be inspired by his own destiny. Or not. It’s all guesswork on my part.
If not the Anti-Christ, he could be the Anti-John the Baptist preparing the way. He may so weaken the United States economy and military that it is no longer a credible deterrent for him or his successor. The Russians and Chinese may see it as a rare opportunity to seize the middle east and deny us its oil.
Yes, it may all sound like so much gloom and doom, but we’ll be in heaven in joyous fellowship with Christ and singing praises to God. The misery is on earth, not in heaven.
So when would all of this happen? On Rosh HaShanna, the Feast of Trumpets. This year it starts at sunset on September 28 and continues for two days. Assuming it’s all done on Jerusalem time, and that’s eight hours ahead of Central Time, it could happen any time after about noon on the 28th. Short notice, my bad. I’ve been sitting on this since July 2008.
On the other hand, my wife believes that since it was 70 years from Christ’s birth to the loss of the Temple, we should start counting with the year that the Jews regained it. That was 1967. If she’s right, we have another 19 years to prepare.
Considering how the world is teetering on the edge of total economic collapse and descending into chaos, sooner may be the better bet. On the other hand, I’m not confident enough to live as though it’s all ending tomorrow. But I am going to live as though some day I’m going to see Jesus.
http://publicserf.blogspot.comWhine at me: publicserf@yahoo.com-
Sunday, May 01, 2011
Joshua had homework. He was to do a poem with a graphic. He wrote the poem, Rachel did the graphic. I think it's rather cute, but I'm the Dad.
A Boy, His Boat A Dragon And A Dream
I grab my things,
and my small dragon.
With flapping wings
and tail a draggin'.
I get the box
that is my new boat
There's room for a fox,
I'm sure it will float.
“It's in the water”
I say it with glee.
Like a prisoner free'd,
from school I will flee.
As a lion roars,
wind started blowing.
As a bird soars,
our spirits flowing.
Under a bridge
we ran like a sprinter.
Then over the ridge
as chilling as winter.
Then on to home
to a friendly fire.
No more to roam
dragon made a pyre.
It wasn't long when
I started to nap.
With a tired dragon
head on my lap.
A Boy, His Boat A Dragon And A Dream
I grab my things,
and my small dragon.
With flapping wings
and tail a draggin'.
I get the box
that is my new boat
There's room for a fox,
I'm sure it will float.
“It's in the water”
I say it with glee.
Like a prisoner free'd,
from school I will flee.
As a lion roars,
wind started blowing.
As a bird soars,
our spirits flowing.
Under a bridge
we ran like a sprinter.
Then over the ridge
as chilling as winter.
Then on to home
to a friendly fire.
No more to roam
dragon made a pyre.
It wasn't long when
I started to nap.
With a tired dragon
head on my lap.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Obama owes a lot to the unions. During his campaign the SEIU alone donated $60.7 million in union dues to him. In his first month in office he issued four executive orders that benefited unions. Joe Biden made it clear that the Stimulus was aimed at union jobs. http://www.ohiomm.com/blogs/da_kings_men/2009/09/01/obamas-union-payoffs/
A 2009 Pew Hispanic Center Report found that 17 percent of construction jobs are held by illegals. http://pewhispanic.org/files/reports/107.pdf
We know that the Democrats want the border open because every illegal that crosses the border is assumed to be a future Democrat voter. Even so, it would be expected that Obama would protect his union allies by protecting their jobs. That would keep his core of voters solid and ensure the flow of those sweet campaign contributions. But the border is still wide open, and he stopped construction of the electronic fence.
The unions may eventually figure out that they're not partners with Obama, they're tools. Even though his Communist or Socialist ideology would naturally make him sympathetic to labor, any union sympathy is trumped by something even more powerful. They too must suffer for the crime of being Americans.
The people he was raised by and associated with hated America. It isn't by naivete that he's filled government positions with people who hate this country and want to damage it. It isn't by incompetence that he bows to foreign leaders and denigrates the office of the Presidency, and apologizes to other countries to humiliate us. It wasn't a mistake that immediately after assuming office he spent enough money to break this country's bank. It's no coincidence that the only areas of government where he can cut spending are defense programs.
Obama is the avenging angel of the third world. He's here to punish all of us, including union members. He's not stupid, he's a cold, calculating political animal. So he'll throw them a bone, like getting his NLRB appointee to enact card check by regulation. The unions think it's great, but actually he's sowing the seeds of their destruction. As jobs are unionized the worker's wages go up, thereby making them even more uncompetitive with illegals. To compete employers will either have to hire illegals, or move overseas. The loss of those jobs by Americans will result in less taxes being paid, more government entitlements being paid, thereby over-stressing governments.
If he really wanted to help American union workers, Obama wouldn't just cancel the electronic fence, he'd say there's still plenty of stimulus money to spend so we're going to seal the southern border with a concrete wall 10 feet deep, 20 feet high, and five foot wide, and we're going to build it with union construction workers. Any chance that's going to happen? I think not.
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A 2009 Pew Hispanic Center Report found that 17 percent of construction jobs are held by illegals. http://pewhispanic.org/files/reports/107.pdf
We know that the Democrats want the border open because every illegal that crosses the border is assumed to be a future Democrat voter. Even so, it would be expected that Obama would protect his union allies by protecting their jobs. That would keep his core of voters solid and ensure the flow of those sweet campaign contributions. But the border is still wide open, and he stopped construction of the electronic fence.
The unions may eventually figure out that they're not partners with Obama, they're tools. Even though his Communist or Socialist ideology would naturally make him sympathetic to labor, any union sympathy is trumped by something even more powerful. They too must suffer for the crime of being Americans.
The people he was raised by and associated with hated America. It isn't by naivete that he's filled government positions with people who hate this country and want to damage it. It isn't by incompetence that he bows to foreign leaders and denigrates the office of the Presidency, and apologizes to other countries to humiliate us. It wasn't a mistake that immediately after assuming office he spent enough money to break this country's bank. It's no coincidence that the only areas of government where he can cut spending are defense programs.
Obama is the avenging angel of the third world. He's here to punish all of us, including union members. He's not stupid, he's a cold, calculating political animal. So he'll throw them a bone, like getting his NLRB appointee to enact card check by regulation. The unions think it's great, but actually he's sowing the seeds of their destruction. As jobs are unionized the worker's wages go up, thereby making them even more uncompetitive with illegals. To compete employers will either have to hire illegals, or move overseas. The loss of those jobs by Americans will result in less taxes being paid, more government entitlements being paid, thereby over-stressing governments.
If he really wanted to help American union workers, Obama wouldn't just cancel the electronic fence, he'd say there's still plenty of stimulus money to spend so we're going to seal the southern border with a concrete wall 10 feet deep, 20 feet high, and five foot wide, and we're going to build it with union construction workers. Any chance that's going to happen? I think not.
http://publicserf.blogspot.com Whine at me: publicserf@gmail.com-
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Well that was depressing.
At the Wednesday night Bible study/prayer service the subject was God's Rest. I had trouble hearing others talking due to the furnace running. Determined to contribute to the discussion, I made some points about how being at rest is being at peace. Christ said he gives peace to us. He also said if we follow his commands we will abide in Him. If we want God's peace we must abide in Him and be obedient to His commands. If we choose to be rebellious and sin, we lose His peace until we confess and repent.
I thought those were good points.
When we were finished somebody informed me that I'd basically made the same point she had, but that I'd elaborated a bit more. She smiled and said, "Great minds think alike."
I hate feeling embarrassed, and I hate feeling like a fool. If I don't know what other people have said I need to keep my mouth shut.
At the Wednesday night Bible study/prayer service the subject was God's Rest. I had trouble hearing others talking due to the furnace running. Determined to contribute to the discussion, I made some points about how being at rest is being at peace. Christ said he gives peace to us. He also said if we follow his commands we will abide in Him. If we want God's peace we must abide in Him and be obedient to His commands. If we choose to be rebellious and sin, we lose His peace until we confess and repent.
I thought those were good points.
When we were finished somebody informed me that I'd basically made the same point she had, but that I'd elaborated a bit more. She smiled and said, "Great minds think alike."
I hate feeling embarrassed, and I hate feeling like a fool. If I don't know what other people have said I need to keep my mouth shut.
I had a "duh" moment last night. Stepping out the front door I saw the Christmas lights on the house ablaze. I pulled the timer plug. We were the last ones in the neighborhood to have their lights on. I'm probably getting a reputation. To paraphrase some verse in Proverbs, I don't feel like looking it up- "Snoozers are losers."
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
1/1/11
New Year’s Eve we played Scrabble. Patricia poured glasses of sparkling grape juice. She and the kids promptly drank it. I hoarded mine until midnight. Some people have a tradition of kissing at midnight. We don’t, and we didn’t. That’s really not too surprising considering we haven’t had anything resembling a romantic kiss in… two years and nine months. You could say we’ve lost the passion, but I’d say you can’t lose what you never had.
Crap, I’m writing this on the third and Blogger doesn’t allow re-dating anymore. Oh well, it’s one more reason to be a little more diligent.
1/3/11
While we waited in the parking lot for Joshua to get out of school, Rachel showed me some of the Pokemon she has on her iPod. “This is a fur-a-gator.” Is that because it’s supposed to be a furry alligator? “No, because it’s a ferocious alligator.” Which brings us to the question, ‘Is it okay to be homo-phobic if what you fear are homophones? ’
She described the next one as, “a purple mutant monkey thingy.” I ventured, “It’s a pur-mut-monk-ingy?” Rachel brightly informed me I have no future as a Pokemon employee. Another dream shot.
New Year’s Eve we played Scrabble. Patricia poured glasses of sparkling grape juice. She and the kids promptly drank it. I hoarded mine until midnight. Some people have a tradition of kissing at midnight. We don’t, and we didn’t. That’s really not too surprising considering we haven’t had anything resembling a romantic kiss in… two years and nine months. You could say we’ve lost the passion, but I’d say you can’t lose what you never had.
Crap, I’m writing this on the third and Blogger doesn’t allow re-dating anymore. Oh well, it’s one more reason to be a little more diligent.
1/3/11
While we waited in the parking lot for Joshua to get out of school, Rachel showed me some of the Pokemon she has on her iPod. “This is a fur-a-gator.” Is that because it’s supposed to be a furry alligator? “No, because it’s a ferocious alligator.” Which brings us to the question, ‘Is it okay to be homo-phobic if what you fear are homophones? ’
She described the next one as, “a purple mutant monkey thingy.” I ventured, “It’s a pur-mut-monk-ingy?” Rachel brightly informed me I have no future as a Pokemon employee. Another dream shot.